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Kyary themed ‘New Nintendo 3DS’ face platesCOMING SOON

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Kyary themed ‘New Nintendo 3DS’ face plates
COMING SOON

3,585 notes9.2811:17 PMSource
Anonymous asked, "Also hipster Bowser"

inkerton-kun:

the resemblance is uncanny

1,241 notes9.2811:16 PMSource
#BEN YOU ASSHAT LOOK

feelmetal-alchemist:

roymaes:

which is worse: dad jokes or dead jokes?

Dead dad jokes

21,318 notes9.2811:12 PMSource
disoriented-fuzzbutt:

ok google
10,480 notes9.2811:10 PMSource

hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

55,884 notes9.2811:09 PMSource
#hello yes what a cutie
illliberamyselffromhell:

I shouldn’t have laughed at this anywhere near as long as i did.

illliberamyselffromhell:

I shouldn’t have laughed at this anywhere near as long as i did.

4,722 notes9.2811:08 PMSource
#JFC I CHOKED

thatmetticguy:

what the hell is this.

everyone else gets hip new age fashion and I get stuck with a lighter shade of purple gravity suit?

this is the best you can think of??

1,853 notes9.2811:05 PMSource
stairwayup:

I can see why people like these games.

stairwayup:

I can see why people like these games.

1,229 notes9.2811:05 PMSource
#essentially
vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

140,078 notes9.2811:02 PMSource

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

150,516 notes9.2811:00 PMSource

squigglydigg:

lovedhater:

Running wild in the streets with your best friend.

I don’t even watch Naruto and I love these two

58,053 notes9.2810:57 PMSource
flikkerlicht:

ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

This is the only porn I’ll ever reblog

flikkerlicht:

ackermany:

zimbolt:

oh dear…

are you f u  c k i ng serious 

This is the only porn I’ll ever reblog

50,948 notes9.2810:57 PMSource

http://lornem.tumblr.com/post/98693413961/eunnieboo-so-a-few-days-ago-i-sat-down-for »

eunnieboo:

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

image

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW”…

5,258 notes9.2810:56 PMSource
#big precious baby
31,164 notes9.2810:53 PMSource
dpk-exotics:

Found this on FB. Too cute.

dpk-exotics:

Found this on FB. Too cute.

4,888 notes9.2710:15 PMSource
#big precious baby